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Hitler: History’s Worst Case of Overcompensation

Posted on 06 December 2008

So lonelyThe rumors have been confirmed: Hitler had only one testicle. The monorchic monster lost one of his ornaments in World War I, according to the medic who saved Hitler’s life. (A classic example of good intentions gone horribly wrong.)

Hitler’s deficit had been widely rumored, even celebrated in song, like this one from World War II England:

“Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim’lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is on the kitchen wall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.”

A Soviet autopsy had revealed that Hitler wasn’t playing with a full deck. And now, the medic’s confession has been revealed, confirming what everyone had suspected.

Makes you wonder if history would have been different had Hitler been able to pick up a spare…

photo by Green Putty in My Armpit, courtesy Creative Commons

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